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A Rant In Both Their Ears….
December 23, 2004 As Christmas draws near* and people are drawn into the standard blind panic cycle of spending more money than they in fact possess and attempt to store three months’ worth of food for...
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Letting Go
I just walked into the living room to find a friend watching a programme called Lizard Lick Towing: “an American reality television series that is filmed in the style of cinema verité. The show is a...
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Coitus Interuptus
November 6, 2004 Dual Reach, by Kris Krug, CC-BY-SA2.0.Imagine the scene: Two people are in bed (let’s call them Lover A and Lover B). The way their bodies are entwined and the manner in which clothing...
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The Hard Sell
March 21, 2005 TV adverts are something we have gotten used to seeing on a regular basis: used as they are to disperse our programmed viewing. We are aware of their purpose as a way of bringing new...
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I Am A Marvel
I am a marvel… No really, I am. Quiet there in the back, Zelda and Tsarina – I can hear you smirking and whispering examples from here. This is not about me being big headed or anything, I am just...
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Bucket List
What can I say? I am a stubborn one. As far as I’m concerned, I ain’t dead yet and so what I demand is LIFE! Mere existence is not enough. - might war Filed under: Random Musings Tagged: … and sh!t,...
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If It Ain’t Broke…
October 6, 2004 One of the wonderful things about travelling is finding out the everyday differences of the place you are visiting. A traveller’s preparation will always include mental preparation to...
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Careers Opportunity
“Can you smile and work at the same time? If so, we have the job for you. No experience necessary. For further information and a no-pressure talk, phone …. ” This is an advert that we saw printed...
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Pump Up The Volume
September 23, 2004 I think my tits are getting bigger. Why would I think this? Because for the first time in years, I can see them. This is not as odd as it might sound. Let me explain. Over the...
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Seven Words
Seven Words We are much alike, friend. See me. Filed under: Random Musings Tagged: Conversations, DPchallenge, Khalil Gibran, Language, theories and suspicions, Words
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Mouse Trapped
At the risk of being perceived as some unwashed skank living in a pit of filth, I have to admit that we have a mouse problem. - The Pest Control people have been in and distributed poison about...
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Let’s Play A Game
On a recent hospital trip, I came across this: I laughed mightily; but apparently, it’s a bona fide medical condition. According to the leaflet, it is a common condition where “the tops of the tongue,...
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Sex and the Wheelchair
I want to fuck my wife. Yep, I said it. I want to fuck my wife. In fact, I’d prefer to be doing that rather than writing this post. But unfortunately, no can do. And that’s the problem right...
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Coitus Interuptus
November 6, 2004 Dual Reach, by Kris Krug, CC-BY-SA2.0.Imagine the scene: Two people are in bed (let’s call them Lover A and Lover B). The way their bodies are entwined and the manner in which clothing...
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Pot Pourri (Brisbane)
April 4, 2005 You know how there are some smells that you would recognise from 20 paces? Ones so distinctive that you wouldn’t be able to say how old you were when you first identified it, but...
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